carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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