So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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