And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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