so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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