is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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