Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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