Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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