Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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