have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
