we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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