at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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