kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
whose ass print is on the piano?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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