That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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