I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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