I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
