It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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