im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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