Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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