But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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