I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she pinky promised me she was 18
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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