Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
only if we run a train.
done.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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