nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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