Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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