I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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