I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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