I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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