Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize