i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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