Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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