Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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