god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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