Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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