wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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