I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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