i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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