Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize
