me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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