well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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