Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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