How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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