she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
NoShamevember. You game?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
