Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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