On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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