): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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