I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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