On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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