I'm drive I can fine osifer
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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