His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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