I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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