We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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