i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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