it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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