she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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